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By Justin Racz

ISBN-10: 1596919736

ISBN-13: 9781596919730

There is not anything as insufferable as a foul date. From the awkward dialog to the strained laughter to the moments of sheer bewilderment (did he simply name me "Poopsy?"), relationship isn't really an task for the simply discouraged. fortunately, Justin Racz returns with this most modern installment to aid ease the romantic ache. those would-be Casanovas remind us that there are worse occasions available. together with entries comparable to: "Creepy Non-Blinker," "Keeps Telling you ways a lot You Remind Him of His Sister," "Mechanical Bull Riding," "Lap puppy Girl," and "Invites you over and is donning pajamas if you arrive," 50 Dates Worse Than Yours offers as regards to each blindingly undesirable date round. choked with enjoyable photos and outrageous bullet issues directory every one potential partner's hideous qualities, this can be the ideal reward for an individual who has ever faked foodstuff poisoning simply to break out from that man her aunt set her up with.
Justin Racz is the writer of 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 family members Worse Than Yours, 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, 50 Days Worse Than Yours, and J.Crewd. he's an ads copywriter and lives in long island urban.
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The Doodler You know it's going poorly when your date takes out a ballpoint pen and starts doodling like a sixth grader bored out of her mind in social studies class. Kiddie Burgers and Buns—paper tablecloths and markers provided. " "Huh? Whah? " When she goes to the bathroom, you break her pen. She starts playing hangman, with an alarmingly lifelike portrait of your head in a noose. 4. Karaoke Once they were both well-lubricated with gin and tonics, they found their way in front of a sweaty microphone, singing hits from the '70s and '80s.

Whaaaaaaat??!! " You have no idea. You don't have to worry about your comments being interesting, clever, witty, or tasteless. It goes from blind date to deaf date quite rapidly. 37. Best Friend's Dad After your best friend Kirsten slept with your boyfriend, you decide to enact the ultimate revenge. Dinner and drinks: $80, on him. The look on Kirsten's face when she learns that you bedded the man who taught her how to roller-skate: Priceless. "Are you sure Kirsten is okay with this? " "I always thought you were really attractive, Mr.

He never took his eyes off of you. Never. You now have to change your cell phone number and locks, just in case. 24. She Was Pregnant On her online profile she checked off A Few Extra Pounds. Unfortunately, Third Trimester wasn't a category. A free-flowing peasant top, drawstring pants, and sandals to accommodate her swollen feet. Nothing. Sometimes words are insufficient. "Want to feel him? " D-cup. She has twins at home. 25. The Dutchman Ladies, bring your checkbook. It's actually not so much that he's a spendthrift as he's a great believer in equality.

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