By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and shiny way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist reviews and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a project to elucidate the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new iteration of hate-mongers. offering proof that everybody can be hated (even white people), A sensible consultant to Racism comprises glowing bits of knowledge on such matters as:
• the great lifestyles loved by way of blacks, who shuffle via lifestyles unhindered by means of the white man’s burdens, similar to opposite racism and white slavery, to develop into complete athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the sorrowful tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose complete acceptance is sullied via their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• a detailed examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race referred to as “women,” who're now not solid at anything— in particular ruling the unfastened world.
• a very important handbook to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're vulnerable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with guidelines for telling aside a race of people that all glance a similar.
additionally integrated is a accomplished word list of undying epithets, with hundreds of thousands of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A sensible consultant to Racism is bound to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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